Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Cake Wrecks

I found a link to some pictures of the 12 Worst Cake Mistakes.  Sounded intriguing.

Turns out, this is actually a pretty popular blog called Cake Wrecks!  Some of you might already know all about it.  But it was new to me.  If you have a couple minutes and are in a place where you are free to laugh out loud, I would definintely check this blog out!

Here are couple samples, complete with captions, to give you a taste! (no pun intended)

Naked mohawk-baby carrot jockeys

Some cakes are just intentionally weird. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they're also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.

Odd name
Aw, poor Adamwithblueflowers. Grade school musta been murder.

No sprinkles for you.
Unfortunately, no actual sprinkles were used in the decorating of this graduation cake.

Double trouble
Clearly, this is not what the customer had in mind.

Wedding crasher
This is a wedding cake, for someone's actual wedding. And this was the cake -- which they had to eat -- on their wedding day.

Photo fail
Someone -- either the customer or the decorator -- felt that sexual harassment needed to be illustrated. The decorator can't be expected to be Picasso or anything, but check out how far the girl's feet are off the ground. Was that the spank heard 'round the world?

The pictures are great, but I think her commentary about each picture is what really kills me!  Especially about the carrot jockey mohawk babies and the sexual harrassment I said, glad I had somewhere that it was safe to laugh out loud!

-Grace's Mom
*Pictures and italicized content propery of Cake Wrecks via


  1. LOL, I love this site. Apparently there are a LOT of stupid decorators out there. (Or Adam With Blue Flowers is a Native American name.)

  2. yes this site is awesome! i love going here for the ridiculousness, but sometimes it just makes me feel sad for the people that had to pay! ha ha as long as they can laugh about it and submit!

  3. LOL those are some effed up cakes!! Those mohawk babies are packing....carrots! bwahaha

    SO wrong.

    Thanks for sharing, I'll have to check them out!

  4. That;s what mine would look like...if I baked LOL